January 2011
43 posts
Initiation
Me: Mom, I’m getting initiated tonight! I’m kind of nervous though
Mom: Y?
Me: I heard it’s kind of weird
Mom: Are they going to take u somewhere and crack eggs on your heard or leave u out naked in the cold?
Mom: Or put u into a car wash and spray u with water?
It’s better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.”
— Marilyn Monroe